If I were stranded on an island, I hope I would be stranded with a hot guy named Luigi. Luigi is of course tan, because he is Italian, and he is muscular. He is also funny, kind, confident, and convenient. His convenience intertwines with his intelligence. Since we somehow ended up being the only two people on the island, Luigi uses his smarts to build us a shelter and a fire. He also uses his athleticism to chase after wild, vicious animals in the jungle, so he can provide food for us. Lucky enough for me, he can also fish, and climb trees.
While we were stranded on this island together, we have a lot of quality bonding time, so we really get to know each other. He tells me his deepest, darkest secrets, and I tell him mine. He tells me all about his family, and I do the same. We discuss our interests, and the things we really dislike, also we get to know what each other’s favorite color and our favorite foods. We later start discussing our really good friends with each other. His was Cory Holcomb.
They met in Kindergarten, and have been best friends ever since. Cory takes a summer long vacation from his intense job as a Brain Surgeon, to come visit Luigi in Italy. They do various activities like parasailing, rock climbing, and conversing by the pool. Cory was supposed to meet with Luigi at the airport, but Luigi never showed up. He now has a hope that Cory will come and rescue us. But until then, we continue doing what we have been, surviving on this island.
One day I wake up and I see Luigi using his intelligence to build a fire using only tree bark and the sun. I’m amazed at how well he can do this. He then ventures off into the jungle full of wild animals, clearly showing that he isn’t afraid of danger, looking to bring back green branches to create smoke. As he does this I look around the island for berry bushes, for a mid-morning snack. A few hours after Luigi gets the fire going, Cory shows up in a big helicopter and saves the day. Luigi takes me back with him from the island we met on and we live happily ever after.
I realize that if I were stranded on an island, things would most definitely not go this way, but how cool would it be if it did.
